What was my costume this year you ask? Something horrfiying. Something so scary you can hardly bear to look. That's right: I went as Tom Cruise and Meg (my roommate) went as pregnant Katie Holmes. ::cue high pitched horror movie shriek::
We walked around saying things like:
Meg: "He's the most AMAZING guy!"
"Have you heard about scientology? I'm having a silent birth!"
Me: "If it's a boy we're gonna name it Tom, and if its a girl we're gonna name it Tom."
Then I'd jump on the couch and give lots of thumbs up's.
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